Why Not Play Soccer With An Asteroid?


Imagine a world, several months into the future, where Soccer is no longer played with foot and ball. Scientists have been hard at work revolutionizing the sport of Soccer. We have the technology, we can rebuild it. In the year 2014 the world of sports will be turned on its head as Asteroid Soccer is introduced to the galaxy, rendering all other sports obselete. Asteroid Soccer has been praised by critics as the very opitomy of what a sporting event should be.


Asteroid Soccer 2014 features daring mavericks piloting Viper Fighter XJ42 starships, pushing giant spaceballs into the oppositions goal by any means necessary. Equip your ship with state of the art weapons and thrusters to blast, bomb, and crash your way to victory.

Asteroid Soccer 2014 supports up to six players on the Ouya console, making it a fantastic local co-op party game. The game is being developed by the talented folks over at cyborgDino. Their part of the Glitch City collective that inculdes the developers behind Skulls of the Shogun, Kachina, and Hyper Light Drifter.

If you have, or are thinking about grabbing an Ouya; don’t forget to grab Asteroid Soccer 2014.

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Dylan Zellmer

Dylan splits time between games journalism, designing video games, and playing them. Outside of his deep involvement in the games industry, he enjoys It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Shameless, A Song of Ice and Fire, fitness, and family.
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